Title: House Arrest
Warnings: Mpreg. Blame anitac588 who should've been cautious enough not to mention mpreg in one sentence, and Viewfinder in the next one. Who knows what sick perverts might stumble across your post and interpret absolutely unrelated remarks in their own very twisted way?
"I want to go out!"
"You can't. We already discussed this."
"Riiight. Your idea of discussion is when you give out orders and others quietly obey."
"Glad that you grasped the idea. Is there any hope you might actually act as described, too?"
"Fuck off. And get your hands off my stomach."
"I could leave, of course, but then you'll get bored again."
"I won't if you return me the car keys."
"Too much trouble."
"'Stop. Rubbing. It. Trouble for whom?"
"Me. My lawyers. Transport police. Innocent people in the streets who don't get a prior notice that you are out."
"It was an accident, I told you!"
"You were chased by police!"
"I had no choice, those idiots ordered me to step out of the car. Looking like this, I just couldn't do it!"
"You wouldn't have been stopped in the first place if you hadn't tried to push that Volvo off the road."
"People who can't drive should stay at home! Would you quit stroking my stomach already?! Go hog a balloon if you need something large and round to cling to!"
"People who can't keep their hormones under control shall stay at home. And that's final."
"I hate you."
"Well, doesn't this sound familiar...."
"Those feelings never went away, I assure you."
"Is that so?"
"Yes! They only got stronger after you did this to me."
"May I remind you who is really at fault? You were the one who insisted on proving the research in that lab was a fake. Forgive me for not thinking my male partner might need a contraceptive."
"How could I know those guys were for real unless I tried it on myself?! Investigation must be thorough... damn...."
"What is it? Back pains again?"
"Yeah... ahhh... a little lower... just like that, yesss...."
"Much. Shit. I turned into a cripple. Can't even see my cock without a mirror."
"You poor thing. Want me to help you rediscover it?"
"Eh? Oh, now wait just a second!"
"Spread your legs."
"I won't! Oh... you bastard."
"Enough already! I don't like it. Can't even see what you are doing down there."
"I did offer a mirror ceiling, remember?"
"And I refused! Ohhh... I'm not a dirty pervert like you... Ah! No, keep going...."
"Lean back and raise your legs."
"What? Hey, I didn't want sex, I wanted my car keys!"
"I'll give you back your keys, but then you'll spend the rest of the term at my cottage in the mountains. And that place is only accessible by helicopter."
"Haaa... all you do is threaten and then fuck me. The child's gonna be scarred for life."
"I'm sure he'll understand that I've been simply doing my best to keep him safe. Ah, yes... just like that...."